Danielle

Describe yourself in three words: expect the unexpected.

Inspirations: anything and everything – this is not a lazy answer.

The best thing you ever ate: the entire reproductive system of a dung beetle; sauteed, salted, and smothered in fine traces of cesspool remains sourced from the depths of Ethiopia.

If you could only wear one thing for the rest of your life, it would be: a burka; elegance never fades.

If you were a serial killer, what would your trademark be? I’d shave one of my eyebrows off as a sort of tribute (to show i’m not a complete bitch) then scatter the hair on their face in a silhouette of an alpacker.

What did you do this summer? you baby.

If you could buy one thing for everyone in the world, it would be: a cheeseburger. Everyone needs one of those.

Photograph by Nick Lonie